the13tharcana | IC contact post for Adstringendum

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IC contact post for Adstringendum

"Hello, you have reached the PCD of Ryoji Mochizuki!
It's unfortunate that I am unavailable at the time.
If you wish to contact me, just leave a message.
I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"

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[Nailed it.]

[... Okay? Uh... so did Duo get the contact mixed up? Was that question meant to be for someone else? Is he supposed to ignore it?]

[...

Hmm.]

you know, you could at least call it 'lovemaking'
or 'spending the night together'
or 'being intimate'

be a little more romantic! ;)

IT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU SHIELD YOUR EYES SHIELD YOUR INNOCENT EYES

[WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN]

well i've already seen it...

besides
i don't think my eyes are that innocent anymore

... I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW THAT I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO OR ARE DOING OH MY GOD ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING NOW I DON'T WANT TO KNOW DON'T TELL ME

[Ryoji, you were the more innocent out of the three of the Fail!Trio. Don't do this to him.]

[...Okay, this is kind of amusing.]

it's your own fault for asking me in the first place!

and i wouldn't be writing with you if i was
doing something

or would i?

[8D]

LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA

Spoiler: he's good at multitasking.

[HI DUO HI]

[DUO IS JUST GOING TO NOPE RIGHT ON OUT OF HERE. THIS IS JUST AS BAD AS HEARING THAT ANNA KNOWS WHAT SEX IS! NOPENOPENOPE!!!!]

come on Duo
i didn't know you could get embarrassed over such things so easily

It's like hearing Unohana or Anna talking about sex Okay?

[Or, you know, just get him drunk and he'll spill all his secrets. That's actually the reason for the text in the first place...]

you do know that Unohana-san had a lover, right?

[Or that she actually had two, but Ryoji never did find out about that.]

is there something wrong with talking about it?

I knew about her lovers. And she was like my mom...

[God, that was hard to write.]

And you're like a little brother Even though you're probably older than me So it's weird.

[Ah... well, everything's fine as long as it's all fun and games, but this definitely didn't go in the direction Ryoji wanted it to.]

... sorry
i didn't mean to get you upset about it
Unohana-san was dear to me too

[He doesn't know what it's like to have a mother, nor a brother... but hearing Duo admit that makes him happy. It makes him think back to his housemates and how they tended to call one another family. Or to Suki-chan, who supposedly was like a sister to him. Ryoji might not really understand it like normal people do, but he tries his best to imagine how it's supposed to work, at least.]

and... i'm glad you feel that way, Duo
does this mean i can look at you as an older brother, then?

you know
my actual age is a little complicated
so i wouldn't mind being younger for you :)